Hilary you are correct you belong in a Saturday morning Cartoon and nowhere near the White House, of course you would be the old lady pulling the mask off at the end complaining about those crazy kids.
Hillary we have already seen what the Mystery machine brings, your husband and a bevy of younger woman.
Hillary, I do not care what anybody says Scooby is better looking and more articulate.
Hillary, want a Scooby snack, is that what Bill tells the lady’s?
Gives a whole new meaning to shaggy doesn’t it?
Hillary it is so sad you think you are a dog, well that’s because Bill does too.
Ok now that I am done with that little diatribe can I talk a minute about what Hillary has to offer?
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Ok maybe not well I guess there is only one thing left to do, which is vote for Scooby Doo because no one wants to see Hillary leave the Mystery Machine. In the end Hillary has been able to get positions but I defy you to come up with anything besides killing Americans and stealing a button from a hotel Hot tub she has accomplished with said positions. I for one am so done with the current crowd in Washington and so I look to younger smarter men and women and I see those in the younger generation of the GOP. So I say this, my vote is still with Ted Cruz and I defy Hillary or anyone else to persuade me otherwise, he is articulate, a champion at debate and brought cases into the US Supreme Court. Hillary I am not sure if you or Scooby (no Offense to Scooby) are capable of saying Supreme Court. In the end all Americans want, is to see someone that is going to make a difference in Office become President, the Democrats received that with Obama, he changed the scope of American government from Republic to Socialist and I am pretty sure most Americans want to get back to the ideals that made this nation great and Hillary will not do that, either will Scooby Doo.
So does Hillary want a Scooby snack for your effort?
(Just a note, we were going to put the jokes in a red white and blue format but it seemed to fit with Hillary if we just used Red)